[Jake's actually out of the hotel and making a trip to the department store! It helps that his Gardevoir is walking behind him, since he just remembered that she can goddamn Teleport back to the Pokemon Center. His Emolga is resting on his shoulder for the time being, too. Her head is going in every direction, having never really seen Goldenrod before. Mostly, it's been either Tate the Gallade or Susan the Gardevoir.
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Have fun with this oblivious doofus, Parker.]