[Now, see, the two things at play here are that 1) Ishimaru is really the first person who's actually inquired into the possible motivations behind what happened, as opposed to simply wanting to know the play-by-play, and 2) that this is Ishimaru, who is Parker's go-to for all things complicated and social.

Consequently, where other people have gotten the accurate but less specific description of the encounter, Ishimaru is about to get the infodump of what Parker actually recalls from it — a subtle but significant difference.]

I was checking out the park because of that Bug Catching contest they're having soon. You know, getting the lay of the land, spotting for hidden cameras or traps or ambush sites or...stuff. The guy ran up to me and started yelling something about wanting to know what I'd done to a little girl. He thought my hair ribbon was hers and that it meant I'd taken her or something, which is stupid because who would be that careless, right? So I said no and leave me alone and he called me a psycho and kept yelling about the girl.

So then I tried to leave and he grabbed me so I tried to pull him off and he grabbed me again so I kicked him and that's when he punched me. So then I got up a tree and some other people showed up and they held him off until the other cops showed up.