You really think you could lay a scratch on me? Look, I'm the Super High School Level Gang Leader, I know my way around a fight. I've been in more than I can count. I'm not gonna hurt a woman, but if you insist on trying to fight me, I won't take it lying down. I'm pretty good at defending myself, if I do say so.
[He folds his arms up behind his head, still looking quite relaxed despite the topic of conversation.]
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You really think you could lay a scratch on me? Look, I'm the Super High School Level Gang Leader, I know my way around a fight. I've been in more than I can count. I'm not gonna hurt a woman, but if you insist on trying to fight me, I won't take it lying down. I'm pretty good at defending myself, if I do say so.
[He folds his arms up behind his head, still looking quite relaxed despite the topic of conversation.]
But there's no way you're serious, right?