[Fun fact: Parker has canonically never been caught. She is also the only member of the team who has never been caught.

#thief swag]

Yeah, it's...you learn how to do it. And then, you know, to stop the bad guys you have to be better than them at it, right?

[Beat.]

I went undercover on a diamond case once. Stolen diamonds.

[...Also technically true, though admittedly that was the case where she got stuck grifting in Sophie's absence and Hardison got kidnapped by Russians and...yeah.]