nostabbing: (NOTES ⚡ fifty points from gryffindor)
Parker ([personal profile] nostabbing) wrote 2014-02-24 03:02 pm (UTC)

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Oh, well, so I was thinking about how they always run around and scare people when they stampede because you hear them coming and all their little nails click on the floor and everything and then there's the impending doom and the horror and then suddenly furry apocalypse rains down upon you and all that. Buuuut then I thought, that's actually really bad if you want them to get somebody without advance warning, right? Like they're not very good at sneaking.

So I'm teaching them how to crawl on their stomachs. Like for stealth. So you don't hear their nails or anything.

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Oh, and if they get caught they should roll around and be really cute. You know, like grifters.

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