Sorry 'bout the roll. I meant to change it but I totally forgot. I'll get it next time, I swear!

[Yes, that is literally the first thing Hagakure's going to say to this entire post.]

Anyway uh, what's this all about? Did you buy all that chocolate for yourself?

[He was thinking of trying to do Valentine's Day the western way this year since there are special circumstances this time around, but now he doesn't know what kind to get Parker if she's bought all the flavors out there.

Also why he can't just get unlazy and come downstairs to talk is another matter entirely.]