Voicemail

[nostabbing]

"This is a generic voicemail message. To record a personalized message, please press one and wait for the ton..."

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[pipers_son]

Well, is there anything else ya aren't interested in besides clowns? What can ya do that isn't accountin'?

Ralph was fond of ya but not very specific. Although, hell, could use another accountant too. Got a kid named Sho who asked about it, but when it comes ta money, can never be too careful, yeah?

[nostabbing]

I can't be the bearded lady because I don't have one.

[Thanks, Parker, that's helpful.]

Is the high wire act just, like...walking along a wire? Is that it?

[pipers_son]

Yep! [It's funny because Doll had been asking about sharing...] Can ya do that, or do ya want ta learn?

[nostabbing]

I can balance on stuff.

[pipers_son]

So would ya like ta be one of our tight rope acts?

[He just wants to make sure, here. This whole conversation is... spacey.]

[nostabbing]

[... :|a ]

I have to ask my brother. But if he says it's okay then I guess I can, sure.

[pipers_son]

Well, we look forward ta the answer ya give us! If yer brother doesn't mind, maybe ya can talk ta Doll. She's our other tightrope act, ya might get along with her!

[nostabbing]

You want me to talk to a doll?

Is that a test I have to pass?

[pipers_son]

Her name's Doll. She's a person. I promise, ya can hold me ta it. Want me ta get her on the 'Gear so she can prove it?

[nostabbing]

...I...guess?

[pipers_son]

Alright, lemme chat with her real quick, alright?

[nostabbing]

Yeah, okay.

I mean, I'm just here, on my phone. Not going anywhere. Or anything.

[pipers_son]

Wouldn't want ta intrude on ya if ya were busy.