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[ ...Somewhat belatedly for the holiday, Nanami will deposit some chocolates - for which she apparently found some sort of mold tray with buneary shapes - into Alice's account or sends them by flying type or whatnot. It belatedly occurred to her that the girl who liked chocolate might appreciate chocolates, and since she'd gotten those reindeer ears, she should do something nice, too.

There's also a Valentine's card featuring two Aerodactyl flying off into the sunset. Nanami's signature is a little haphazard and childish, but easy to read. ]

Good afternoon, aneki!

[Well, look who it is; he's got the video on as well, because he knows that when people are away, she likes to be able to see them. So video it is, and Ishimaru is managing to continue the trend of actually not looking like he's been hit by a bus and then backed up over again for good measure. He doesn't look relaxed, per se, but then he almost never does; it seems that whatever he's doing lately, it's been doing him some good, at least.]

I should be home in a few days; I think we're leaving either today or tomorrow, and we're going to be using flight because neither of us want to deal with the Ice Path again.

We've been doing all right overall - I've got something to discuss with you, though, so if you could get back to me at some point I would appreciate it.

[For all that he's rushing to Cherrygrove to meet up with one of his troupe, Joker still has a decent part of his mind on this circus. And since Alice has been namedropped by Ralph.... Guess who's getting a call!]

Hullo, is this the Miss Alice that Ralph knows?

{ Have a bright and cheery voice with a heavy accent, Parker! }

Hello there! I was told you were a little confused about me~. I am Doll, but m'not a doll.

{ She laughs good-naturedly and continues. }

Anyway, I hear ya got talent too! I'd love ta help you train.

[Since this is Ishimaru's sister we're talking about and both of them are fully aware that honmei gifts effectively mean nothing (since chocolate should never be an obligation), Parker will find a box with...well, with Alice's name on it waiting for her at some point during the day. It's white and plain and thankfully not gift-wrapped, lest Kirigiri come across it at some point; inside...well, there is a small cake, chocolate with white icing, also some good-quality chocolate wrapped up in there for her because Happy White Day, Parker.]

[ ...Honmei choco, why. While Naegi assumes this is some sort of cultural misunderstanding because Alice is a unique (and weird) individual and also American, he doesn't want to hurt her on the off chance that the honmei he received last month was indeed an expression of her true feelings.

Which is why he's left a box of white chocolate for her to find at some point during the day. Attached is a note saying "I'm sorry, Alice-san, but I'm taken. The chocolate you gave me was really delicious though." ]

[So it's no secret that Hagakure's been pretty down in the dumps since his bro Kuwata-chi left Johto, but he's been trying to get himself to feel better the last few days. After a lot of thinking (and panicking now that he realizes how late he is finally getting around to it), he decides to make a Very Important Move.]

Hey Alice-chi, can you come to my room whenever you're back in the house? I've got something I want to ask you.

[ Alter Ego is so sorry for the poor spelling in the spam email she's sending you, Parker. ]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[A text from Hagakure comes surprisingly early in the morning for him, considering how late he tends to sleep in. Apparently he wanted to get this out ASAP, so sending it at an unreasonable hour is totally fine, right?

So Parker might end up waking up to this text.]

Hey Parker-chi you should check outside your room.

[What she'll find is a shoe box filled to the brim with chocolate coins, because what's better than chocolate and money put together? But there's some actual money buried in there too-P25000 to be exact.

Hagakure can only hope that makes a great start to her birthday.]

[Oh look! there's an envelope in the mail.

And it contains about P2500 in it. And a festively themed card.

Merry Christmas, Parker.]

[ sometime in the afternoon, Alice's going to receive a small box of six chocolates, a selection of dark, milk and white in the shape of a pokeball and caramel filled with a note attached. ]

Did say I was serious about the sweets, didn't I? Happy Valentine's Day!

-R. Knox

[In the late morning hours, there's a knock on Parker's bedroom door...or wherever in the Dangan House she happens to be staying at the moment.]

H-Hey, it's Hagakure! Nothing's wrong or anything, I just got something for you.

[He sounds a bit on-edge for saying nothing's wrong, but that's just because he's really nervous. About everything.]

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