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Voicemail

"This is a generic voicemail message. To record a personalized message, please press one and wait for the ton..."

[...Well, yeah, but then he's just going to wonder if she's sick or something.]

I sent you chocolate! I just had to send it through Alice-san, that's all.

[In other news, it's a really good thing there are no third parties around, or that last exchange would sound weird as hell.]

Is it for White Day? I'm not wearing white but Chiaki said today wasn't about wearing white anyway.

[...]

But you're wearing white. So if it was, you'd be ready for it.

Chiaki...?

[ ... :|a ]

Ah, Nanami-kun, right! But I guess that's true, isn't it - though in that case, I'd always be ready for it, wouldn't I, no matter what day it fell on.

Yeah!

[The fact that she looks a little pleased with herself here is perhaps the only indication that what she just attempted there was Small Talk™, and as best she can tell, the two of them have just completed it admirably.]

...I'm not going to hit you with a butterfly net, though, okay?

[...wait what]

Why would I think you would?

Chiaki...Nanami-kun, whatever...she said it makes people like you less.

Well, yes, of course it would, because people don't like being hit with things!

...Ohhh.

[Apparently a lightbulb just went off — not actually the "people don't like being hit with things" one, but the logical chain of how hitting someone with a butterfly net would in fact reduce you from romantic attentions down to friendship.

Aha.

And then, gradually, some other stuff starts to add up too.]

Did you make it? The chocolate and cake and stuff.

[...Well, it's more likely to reduce you from "romantic attentions" to "OH GOD WHAT THE HELL DID I DO WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU" but yes, that would be why.]

Ah...no, unfortunately, I don't make things like that.

But you got it for me because I like chocolate.

Yes, of course!

[And there's her smile.]

That's the first time I've ever gotten chocolate from somebody on a White Day.

[ :|a ]

I think we like each other just the right amount.

I think so too!

[...]

...Aneki, please tell me you haven't hit anyone with a butterfly net recently.

Uh-uh. I didn't have one.

They have fishing rods at the store but I thought that's probably not close enough to be the same thing.

...Why do you want people to like you less, anyway?

Um. I accidentally...sent everybody boyfriend chocolate. Instead of obligation chocolate.

Chia— Nanami-kun said people might think I was trying to date everyone.

[..........]

Well, if they're not from Japan they probably won't know the difference, and if they are then they probably don't expect you to know the difference.

Did you know the difference?

[...uh.]

...You...do know I'm Japanese...?

No, I mean that I wasn't sending you boyfriend chocolate. Even though I had help from Creepy Eyes and she's Japanese.

[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.]

Of course I knew - I didn't think you would!

I would've sent brother chocolate but I guess they don't have that.

[Hmmmmmmm.]

I still like you enough for boyfriend chocolate. I just don't want you to be my boyfriend.

That's fine - I'm not really wanting to date anyone, anyway.

Yeah. That makes sense.

[Nod nod.]

...Okay, well. I'm gonna go eat my chocolate. Is it...I dunno, can you share White Day chocolate? If it's okay I'll share it with you if you want some.

...I don't know, I've never had reason to give anyone any before. It's all right, though - you can have it!

[...Ah, also.]

We're going to need to talk later, though, if you have time - I want to finalize plans for dealing with that one shouty person with all the property damage.

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