Voicemail

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[nostabbing]

Uh-uh. I didn't have one.

They have fishing rods at the store but I thought that's probably not close enough to be the same thing.

[ardent]

...Why do you want people to like you less, anyway?

[nostabbing]

Um. I accidentally...sent everybody boyfriend chocolate. Instead of obligation chocolate.

Chia— Nanami-kun said people might think I was trying to date everyone.

[ardent]

[..........]

Well, if they're not from Japan they probably won't know the difference, and if they are then they probably don't expect you to know the difference.

[nostabbing]

Did you know the difference?

[ardent]

[...uh.]

...You...do know I'm Japanese...?

[nostabbing]

No, I mean that I wasn't sending you boyfriend chocolate. Even though I had help from Creepy Eyes and she's Japanese.

[ardent]

[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.]

Of course I knew - I didn't think you would!

[nostabbing]

I would've sent brother chocolate but I guess they don't have that.

[Hmmmmmmm.]

I still like you enough for boyfriend chocolate. I just don't want you to be my boyfriend.

[ardent]

That's fine - I'm not really wanting to date anyone, anyway.

[nostabbing]

Yeah. That makes sense.

[Nod nod.]

...Okay, well. I'm gonna go eat my chocolate. Is it...I dunno, can you share White Day chocolate? If it's okay I'll share it with you if you want some.

[ardent]

...I don't know, I've never had reason to give anyone any before. It's all right, though - you can have it!

[...Ah, also.]

We're going to need to talk later, though, if you have time - I want to finalize plans for dealing with that one shouty person with all the property damage.

[nostabbing]

[She thinks about that a minute, or seems to anyway, and then nods again.]

Yeah. I'm not doing anything later. We should talk.