Voicemail

[nostabbing]

"This is a generic voicemail message. To record a personalized message, please press one and wait for the ton..."

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[crystalballer]

Ohhh, I gotcha. For me that's usually chips or something. Sometimes I forget to close the bag so it's half-stale chips but hey, it works.

[...cool story Hagakure.]

Anyway! So we can go buy some fortune cookies and marshmellow cereal then? I wonder if they taste good together...