Voicemail

[nostabbing]

"This is a generic voicemail message. To record a personalized message, please press one and wait for the ton..."

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[nostabbing]

Oh, right. 'Cause you're all the best at whatever you do.

...

So does that mean you're the best at being normal?

[Look, in Parker's world that is actually a noteworthy accomplishment.]

[superordinary]

Not exactly...? I got into the school because I won the lottery. My "talent" is good luck.

[nostabbing]

Oh.

[Hmmmm.]

And that's why you're friends with everybody. Because you win...friends. Friend lotteries. Right?

[superordinary]

[ .........he's headtilting irl now. ]

What? Making friends has nothing to do with lotteries.

[nostabbing]

...But you're king of the class.

[superordinary]

I'm not the king of anything. What are you talking about, Alice-san?

[nostabbing]

I asked Ishimaru one time if your high school had dances and stuff, where they elect kings and queens. He said if you guys did you'd probably be the king because everybody likes you best.