Voicemail

[nostabbing]

"This is a generic voicemail message. To record a personalized message, please press one and wait for the ton..."

Comments

[nostabbing]

I think you can do way better.

...I mean not with Celes or something but there are lots of other people.

[superordinary]

But I like Kirigiri-san. She's a good person and we get along really well.

[nostabbing]

What if you only think that because she brainwashed you with her psychic mind powers?

[superordinary]

She doesn't have psychic mind powers, Alice-san. What makes you think she has mind powers?

[nostabbing]

She has creepy eyes. And she always knows too much about everything.

...

And she looks like an Espeon.

[superordinary]

She knows a lot of things because she's the SHSL Detective, Alice-san.

Her eyes aren't creepy and resembling a Pokémon doesn't mean she has weird powers.

[nostabbing]

Detective?

Can she arrest people?

[superordinary]

I don't think so. Not in this world, anyway, since I doubt she has the authority to do that.

[nostabbing]

Oh, okay.

'Cause, y'know. You guys are like...kids.

...

That'd be weird.

[superordinary]

Why would that be weird?

[nostabbing]

[ :|a ]

I guess because normal kids are supposed to do normal kid stuff. Not like...police stuff.

[superordinary]

We're students from Hope's Peak, though. The only ordinary person is me and the others really excel at what they do. In Kirigiri-san's case, it's being a detective. She's a great detective and I don't really see why she isn't supposed to do police stuff.

[nostabbing]

Oh, right. 'Cause you're all the best at whatever you do.

...

So does that mean you're the best at being normal?

[Look, in Parker's world that is actually a noteworthy accomplishment.]

[superordinary]

Not exactly...? I got into the school because I won the lottery. My "talent" is good luck.

[nostabbing]

Oh.

[Hmmmm.]

And that's why you're friends with everybody. Because you win...friends. Friend lotteries. Right?

[superordinary]

[ .........he's headtilting irl now. ]

What? Making friends has nothing to do with lotteries.

[nostabbing]

...But you're king of the class.

[superordinary]

I'm not the king of anything. What are you talking about, Alice-san?

[nostabbing]

I asked Ishimaru one time if your high school had dances and stuff, where they elect kings and queens. He said if you guys did you'd probably be the king because everybody likes you best.