Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nostabbing) wrote2013-08-22 05:30 pm
nostabbing) wrote2013-08-22 05:30 pm
Entry tags:
- alice can has friends plzkthx,
- all the thieves in the club say yeah,
- basically the worst rocket ever,
- birthday bonanza,
- can't grift for shit,
- failing at social conformity forever,
- i need more allowance,
- learning to like stuff,
- must be thiefmas,
- no stabbing parker,
- no-context theater,
- noodle incidents everywhere,
- normalcy for dummies,
- parker stop messing around,
- parker what the hell even,
- shenanigans forever,
- shinies ain't just for pokemon anymore,
- there's something wrong with her,
- this seems totally legit,
- what is even happening right now,
- ▶ goldenrod city
008 | Goldenrod City | Video / Action;
[So as is frequently becoming a habit for Parker these days, this afternoon she's got her Gear out and the camera function working as a means of surreptitiously snapping pictures of things to look at — where "things" is synonymous with "really expensive jewelry because she's standing in a jewelry store in Goldenrod City browsing the wares" — and that's the reason the following brief bout of No-Context Theater makes it onto the Gear Network; evidently, the shopkeeper saw her casing looking at the particularly expensive pieces and decided to come over and make a sales pitch, and Parker opted for just shoving the Gear into her back pocket. She was aiming for the off switch, but in her haste, the record function got bumped instead, and as a result, the whole video is dark but the sound of voices come through reasonably clearly.]
They're very lovely, aren't they? Is there something I can help you with, miss?
...No. Nope, just looking.
Ah, you've been looking at our Shooting Staryu selection. You have excellent taste! That one there with the blue stones would look magnificent on you, you know. Were you hoping to take one home with you today?
[Anyone who truly knew Parker would understand the somewhat uncomfortable reason for the awkward pause here — because presumably she was, albeit not in the way the shopkeeper was presuming — and uh-oh, ohgod, what is she supposed to say here.]
No. Nope, no, just looking today! Just looking.
Well, I hope you'll keep us in mind for a special occasion, then! Our wares make wonderful gifts. I don't suppose you have a birthday coming up?
[There is a long pause.]
Uh, miss? ...Hello?
...Yeah. On Saturday.
Saturday! Well, here, you just come right along here with me and I'll get you one of our cards, and you show it to some handsome young man you know — I'm sure they're beating down your door! — and tell him to come right on down and ask for Felix and we'll have you wearing that piece yet! Just come right alo—
Wait, what? No! What? Hey—
[And somewhere amid the hustle and bustle, the Gear gets bumped again and switches off.]
[OOC: Responses from Parker will come shortly after this post is concluded; she's the pink text, whereas the NPC shopkeeper is orange!]
They're very lovely, aren't they? Is there something I can help you with, miss?
...No. Nope, just looking.
Ah, you've been looking at our Shooting Staryu selection. You have excellent taste! That one there with the blue stones would look magnificent on you, you know. Were you hoping to take one home with you today?
[Anyone who truly knew Parker would understand the somewhat uncomfortable reason for the awkward pause here — because presumably she was, albeit not in the way the shopkeeper was presuming — and uh-oh, ohgod, what is she supposed to say here.]
No. Nope, no, just looking today! Just looking.
Well, I hope you'll keep us in mind for a special occasion, then! Our wares make wonderful gifts. I don't suppose you have a birthday coming up?
[There is a long pause.]
Uh, miss? ...Hello?
...Yeah. On Saturday.
Saturday! Well, here, you just come right along here with me and I'll get you one of our cards, and you show it to some handsome young man you know — I'm sure they're beating down your door! — and tell him to come right on down and ask for Felix and we'll have you wearing that piece yet! Just come right alo—
Wait, what? No! What? Hey—
[And somewhere amid the hustle and bustle, the Gear gets bumped again and switches off.]
[OOC: Responses from Parker will come shortly after this post is concluded; she's the pink text, whereas the NPC shopkeeper is orange!]
Private: Audio
[Because that's what people ask about birthday presents Parker, not everything has to be about relationships.
Or Rude completely missed that this could sound like he's got an interest in her.]Private: Audio
[...]
Hi.
Private: Audio
...hey.
[There's a pause; Rude's not too sure what's going on at Parker's end, but really all he wants to know is whether she wants the Shooting Staryu or not.]
...so, do you want it. For your birthday?
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On the other hand, EXPENSIVE PRESENTS.]
Yeah, I guess. It's pretty neat-looking. All shiny and stuff.
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[Rude can't promise he'll get it, but he'll try. He doesn't really spend much money so he's saved quite a bit.]
Do you have a picture?
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ATT: IMG3317.jpg
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[Funny enough, he's never actually...been into a jewelry store. Or looked at jewels. He guessed that it's shiny and pretty but asking him to appreciate the value of the gem is a bit out of his skill set.
But what is in his skill set is obtaining it. And he might like the challenge.]
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[That's about as much as he can tell. Oh wait, a there's more!]
And, umm, shiny.
[In his defence, the girls he knows back home have never had a taste for jewelry. This is uncharted territory for him.]
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[Because really, he can't see the difference between a coloured rock and a gem, much less the difference between a blue diamond and a sapphire.]
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[She thought everybody could tell.]
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[He doesn't think many people can; to a layman, they look exactly alike.]
Which one's more valuable? Sapphire or blue diamond?