nostabbing | 010 | Goldenrod City | Text;

Skip to Main Content

010 | Goldenrod City | Text;

CHRISTMAS
Gingerbread Icing Peppermints Gumdrops Candy Canes Tree Star Tree Holder Thing Tinsel Lights More Lights More Lights	Santa Hats Elf Hats Reindeer Antlers Cookies Stockings A Chimney Reindeer Food Uplink to NORAD Snow Flurries More Lights Sweaters Presents

Hey, so...do you think Santa will be able to find us all here on Christmas Eve? Maybe we should build a signal for him or something. You know, like up on the rooftops. There could be a landing strip for the reindeer, or maybe like a big Santa-hat spotlight. Or both. Or we could get flares. Do they have flares around here? Maybe we should get flares.

Only eighteen more days until Christmas Eve! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Santa Claus is for six year olds and Christmas is for people to make money off cheap plastic crap.

[And happy holidays to you.]

Christmas is for everybody and you can shut up.

Oh yeah? What about poor kids and Jews?

Santa accepts everybody and so should you.

I never said I didn't.

[Look how accepting he is. He's accepting as fuck.]

Oh yeah? Then how come some kids get dirtbikes and some kids get socks?

Because some kids have rich parents and some people don't. That doesn't have anything to do with Santa.

Sure it does. If he was real, why would he give less to poor kids? Unless he's getting kickbacks.

Santa is real and he brings happiness to everybody. If parents screw it up that's not Santa's fault.

Oh yeah? Then how come he never brought me anything?

Because you suck. You really have to ask?

Hey, I was a good kid! Besides, didn't you just say Santa didn't leave out anybody?

[He has you in the grips of his crushing logic.]

I said Santa accepts everybody and brings happiness to everybody. You probably spit in his face and decided to just be a Grinch instead.

I was a kid once too, asshole. Didn't do me any good.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only