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[nostabbing]

CHRISTMAS
Gingerbread Icing Peppermints Gumdrops Candy Canes Tree Star Tree Holder Thing Tinsel Lights More Lights More Lights	Santa Hats Elf Hats Reindeer Antlers Cookies Stockings A Chimney Reindeer Food Uplink to NORAD Snow Flurries More Lights Sweaters Presents

Hey, so...do you think Santa will be able to find us all here on Christmas Eve? Maybe we should build a signal for him or something. You know, like up on the rooftops. There could be a landing strip for the reindeer, or maybe like a big Santa-hat spotlight. Or both. Or we could get flares. Do they have flares around here? Maybe we should get flares.

Only eighteen more days until Christmas Eve! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

Comments

[nostabbing]

Hey! Show some respect for Santa!

[crackpotcrocker]

Oh? Why should I?

[nostabbing]

Because he's watching. Right now.

[crackpotcrocker]

LOOK! I'll start caring when Santa stops giving I, Mr. Denzel Crocker COAL!

...That and making children happy.

[nostabbing]

If he's giving you coal, it's because you deserve it, you old coot.

[crackpotcrocker]

That's besides the point! Wait- what?! I'm not a crane!

But yes, considering how this place functions - I'm sure Santa is not only existing here but doesn't need our help to have him find him. After all he is - MAGICAL!

[nostabbing]

Obviously. He's Santa.

[crackpotcrocker]

Than why did you call me a coot? Is that some hip new slang?

Yes, he is Santa and I can't wait for this season to be over. BAH!

But don't get your stockings in a twist.

Because no matter what the size of the chimmy or rooftop Santa with his magic will be able to come. HE WILL!