Parker (
nostabbing) wrote2013-12-06 10:04 pm
Entry tags:
- alice can has friends plzkthx,
- all the thieves in the club say yeah,
- bored bored bored bored bored,
- but i already have a hippopotas,
- can't grift for shit,
- christmas blitzkrieg 2013,
- crank up the holly and jolly,
- failing at social conformity forever,
- flee for your lives,
- fuck yeah christmastime,
- get your tinsel ready,
- i need more allowance,
- must be thiefmas,
- no stabbing parker,
- no-context theater,
- normalcy for dummies,
- parker stop messing around,
- parker what the hell even,
- probably learned this from hardison,
- shenanigans forever,
- there's something wrong with her,
- this seems totally legit,
- what is even happening right now,
- ▶ goldenrod city
010 | Goldenrod City | Text;
CHRISTMAS | |
Gingerbread Icing Peppermints Gumdrops Candy Canes Tree Star Tree Holder Thing Tinsel Lights More Lights More Lights | Santa Hats Elf Hats Reindeer Antlers Cookies Stockings A Chimney Reindeer Food Uplink to NORAD Snow Flurries More Lights Sweaters Presents |
Hey, so...do you think Santa will be able to find us all here on Christmas Eve? Maybe we should build a signal for him or something. You know, like up on the rooftops. There could be a landing strip for the reindeer, or maybe like a big Santa-hat spotlight. Or both. Or we could get flares. Do they have flares around here? Maybe we should get flares.
Only eighteen more days until Christmas Eve! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

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I don't know...I've never done something like that before. Maybe a day? Or a couple nights cause we'll have to do it when Ishimaru-chi isn't watching us like a hawk.
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I wonder if they sell LED roof shingles around here somewhere. We should get some that double as solar panels so we don't have to run wires, too. They can charge up all day and light up all night.
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[He doesn't know who else in the house would be anti-happy so he's just throwing those names out there.]
Alice-chi that is genius. Kinda saves us a lot of time trying to figure out how to wire it too.
Let me know when you go out to get supplies. I'll help pick stuff out! I got some funds from my fortune-telling business to spare if you need extra.
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Let's get them all hats. Ones that light up and stuff.
[SPEAKING OF GENIUS.]
How much money do you have? You don't need it for food or presents or anything?
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I don't know, attach them to their heads while they're asleep?
Uhhh something like P50,000 right now? My services don't come cheap, but people get that they're totally worth the price tag. I should have plenty to work with for presents money by the time Christmas rolls around!
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I don't want to take your money if you need your money. I have a couple of alternative revenue streams.
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I don't mind helping! It means I can pick out some decorations too. Besides, we gotta make it the coolest Christmas ever. I think we all need it.
[With everything they've been through this year, yeeeeah.]
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Okay, then let's go tomorrow, okay? And I think we're gonna get the tree sometime next week, so that'll be good because then we'll already have all the stuff for it.
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I don't have any appointments for readings tomorrow so that works! I'll make sure to get a list of my own together though you pretty much covered everything.
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[He's a real pro.]
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Ha-ha?
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[PRO.]