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nostabbing) wrote2013-12-06 10:04 pm
nostabbing) wrote2013-12-06 10:04 pm
Entry tags:
- alice can has friends plzkthx,
- all the thieves in the club say yeah,
- bored bored bored bored bored,
- but i already have a hippopotas,
- can't grift for shit,
- christmas blitzkrieg 2013,
- crank up the holly and jolly,
- failing at social conformity forever,
- flee for your lives,
- fuck yeah christmastime,
- get your tinsel ready,
- i need more allowance,
- must be thiefmas,
- no stabbing parker,
- no-context theater,
- normalcy for dummies,
- parker stop messing around,
- parker what the hell even,
- probably learned this from hardison,
- shenanigans forever,
- there's something wrong with her,
- this seems totally legit,
- what is even happening right now,
- ▶ goldenrod city
010 | Goldenrod City | Text;
CHRISTMAS | |
Gingerbread Icing Peppermints Gumdrops Candy Canes Tree Star Tree Holder Thing Tinsel Lights More Lights More Lights | Santa Hats Elf Hats Reindeer Antlers Cookies Stockings A Chimney Reindeer Food Uplink to NORAD Snow Flurries More Lights Sweaters Presents |
Hey, so...do you think Santa will be able to find us all here on Christmas Eve? Maybe we should build a signal for him or something. You know, like up on the rooftops. There could be a landing strip for the reindeer, or maybe like a big Santa-hat spotlight. Or both. Or we could get flares. Do they have flares around here? Maybe we should get flares.
Only eighteen more days until Christmas Eve! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
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if he ever shows up here you've got to introduce me
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You remind me of him. :)
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i don't think i'm awesome enough to punch down a fucking tree though!
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i'm not that strong!
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Or I mean like.
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Eliot has a weird job and that's why he can do it.
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He's a retrieval specialist. It's kind of a fancy way of saying that he does what needs to get done when it needs to get done, however it takes to get it done.
So if the tree needs to get down, he'll get it down.
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if he shows up here again i'd definitely like to meet him
a guy with a job like that's gotta be pretty fucking hardcore
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He retrieves stuff and he cooks stuff. He catered a wedding once and then killed a guy with an appetizer and still got all the food out on schedule.
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i think i just found my new idol
so you get to work with this guy?
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i am so jealous of you right now
how did you even get into this line of work
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...
I guess it just kind of happened?
We all did a thing together once and we were really good at it so we just kind of kept doing it.
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you're really lucky!!