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CHRISTMAS
Gingerbread Icing Peppermints Gumdrops Candy Canes Tree Star Tree Holder Thing Tinsel Lights More Lights More Lights	Santa Hats Elf Hats Reindeer Antlers Cookies Stockings A Chimney Reindeer Food Uplink to NORAD Snow Flurries More Lights Sweaters Presents

Hey, so...do you think Santa will be able to find us all here on Christmas Eve? Maybe we should build a signal for him or something. You know, like up on the rooftops. There could be a landing strip for the reindeer, or maybe like a big Santa-hat spotlight. Or both. Or we could get flares. Do they have flares around here? Maybe we should get flares.

Only eighteen more days until Christmas Eve! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

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re-shingling? why do we need to re-shingle?

We're going to replace all the roof tiles with red and green LEDs that have built-in solar panels so we don't have to run wires to power them.

shit that's brilliant
uh
no pun intended i guess

but no i don't know shit about roofs
maybe we can look it up or something

It can't be that hard. It's just a roof.

yeah exactly!!
who else are you getting in on this

Ishimaru wants you to come with us to punch down the tree, and then me and Hagakure are buying stuff for the house and I think Makoto's trying to talk us out of it but you can't go halfway on Christmas.

definitely agreed!!
naegi's got another thing coming if he thinks that shit'll fly

...wait
punch down a tree????

Or maybe karate-chop it?

i don't think that's gonna work
pretty sure you can't punch or karate-chop a tree down

Eliot does every year.

And then a bunch of girls throw their phone numbers at him. It's a Christmas tradition.

shit does he have like super strength or something??

Yes.

We're pretty sure he took out eight guys from the Russian mob with nothing but a Nerf bat once.

holy fuck this guy sounds awesome
if he ever shows up here you've got to introduce me

I think he came to visit once?

You remind me of him. :)

really?
i don't think i'm awesome enough to punch down a fucking tree though!

Well he's got like ten years on you or something. You've got time to catch up.

even in ten years i don't think i'll be able to punch a tree down
i'm not that strong!

I don't think it's about being strong so much as it is about being Eliot.

Or I mean like.

...

Eliot has a weird job and that's why he can do it.

what kind of weird job would involve punching down trees?

It doesn't.

He's a retrieval specialist. It's kind of a fancy way of saying that he does what needs to get done when it needs to get done, however it takes to get it done.

So if the tree needs to get down, he'll get it down.

oh i see that's pretty cool
if he shows up here again i'd definitely like to meet him
a guy with a job like that's gotta be pretty fucking hardcore

He is!

He retrieves stuff and he cooks stuff. He catered a wedding once and then killed a guy with an appetizer and still got all the food out on schedule.

holy fucking mcshit
i think i just found my new idol
so you get to work with this guy?

Uh-huh. All the time. He's on my team.

shit that is so fucking cool
i am so jealous of you right now
how did you even get into this line of work

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