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THINGS I WOULD LIKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY

1. Money
2. Unmarked bills with non-sequential serial numbers
3. Loose diamonds
4. Money
5. Gold bars
6. Gold bars are kind of hard to move, though
7. They're heavy and not easily liquidated, also clunky
8. Money

THINGS ALICE WOULD LIKE FOR HER BIRTHDAY

1. Vege
1. World peace
1. ...Bunnies?????

THINGS NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYS

1. Money
1. No bad guys ruining their lives
2. TV...s
3. Stuff they like
4. ?????

THINGS HARDISON WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

1. Video games
2. Robots
3. Stolen cell phones
4. Can you steal the internet?
4. The bank of Iceland
5. Pretzels
6. Doing stuff with me ?

THINGS ELIOT WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

1. Cooking
2. People to punch
3. Bad guys to punch
4. Sterling to punch
5. I would like Sterling to punch too

THINGS NATE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

1. Alcohol
1. Alcohol
2. Forgiveness

THINGS SOPHIE WOULD LIKE FOR HER BIRTHDAY

1. Artwork
2. Diamonds
3. Fancy jewelry
4. Clothes
5. Shoes
6. Shoes should have been #1
7. SO MANY SHOES
8. For Nate to stop being so stupid
9. I bet princesses have a lot of cool stuff though

THINGS ISHIMARU WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

1. Justice
2. More of those cool bleach pen thingies
3. Red

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What do you think makes something a good present? Like a birthday present. You're supposed to give somebody a thing they'd really like, right? And if you don't know what they'd like, you ask them about it and maybe they tell you.

What if they tell you the stuff they like and you don't like it? Because you think it's not a good present or whatever. Does that make it a bad present?

If you're the person being asked what you want for your birthday, are you supposed to not ask for stuff that would make people feel bad about giving it to you?

...Also, why do people give each other presents on Christmas instead of giving them to Jesus? It's not everyone else's birthday on Christmas.

I mean I guess maybe it's some people's but it's not everybody's who gets presents on Christmas.

...And why isn't "Happy Birthday" a Christmas carol, then?

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France gave the United States the Statue of Liberty. It was a present.

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Huh.


Well, presents are just given all the time. Maybe someone does give presents to jesus.

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But we don't sing Happy Birthday on Christmas.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Do Christmas carols count?

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They don't talk about birthdays.

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But they talk about the birth of Jesus.

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"Happy Birthday" talks about the birth of everyone else.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Huh.

[She has no idea what to say to this.]

So, we should sing happy birthday on Christmas then?

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I don't know! That's why I'm wondering why nobody does.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Some people might, if they had friends who's birthdays were on Christmas.

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But then they're singing it for their friends and not for Jesus.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

People don't sing that for Jesus, I guess. It just doesn't happen.

[nostabbing]

Well, that's stupid.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

That's how it is.

[nostabbing]

Then how it is is stupid.

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So



are we supposed to sing birthday songs on Christmas now?

[nostabbing]

You asked that already.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

I did? Oh.

[Wow, her memory is garbage today.]